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by Life Positive

A little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for Rs 10,000.
He addressed the envelope ‘ To God’, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox. The postmaster thought this was a nice gesture from a young child and decided to send this letter on to the President. The President was so touched by the little boy’s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy Rs 1000. Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter:

Dear God
Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Rashtrapati Bhavan but they have deducted Rs 9000.
- Love, Amar Son: Dad, will you do my maths for me tonight?
Father: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.
Son: Well, you could try.

Teacher: Kiran, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Kiran: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!