Teaching Story - Cool Replies

by Life Positive

Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?

Customer: Waiter, there is a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not good swimmers.
Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right, sir. He won't drink much.
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my teacup?
Waiter: I wouldn't know, sir. I'm a waiter, not a fortuneteller.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Why aren't you laughing?