Teaching Story - One Minute Wisdom

by Groucho Marx

• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
• I intend to live forever, or die trying.
• I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.